Trumped

When you are so focussed on vigorously masturbating that you shit yourself

I was so caught up making eye contact with myself in the mirror, whilst furiously making Jesus cry, that I relaxed so much when I finally came and Trumped.

by anonymous June 30, 2025

Trump Walled

To ruin one's plans; to sabotage something; to interfere with one's action or goal.

Damnit Brian! You Trump walled my focus on this assignment!
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Brian: "Did you get the math assignment done?"
Mike: "No, I got Trump walled by question five."

by MagicMike88 November 24, 2021

Trumped

When your vagina gets grabbed in public unexpectedly.

That girl over there gave me the fuck me eyes and then she trumped me.

by Swagalicious_09 February 19, 2018

You done trumped up

A sub-definition of you done fucked up

When making a drunken statement like "I'll run for president!" and your drinking buddies initially support you because you promise them stupid things like: "Then Rex, you'd be my Secretary of State"

In the odd case your initial statement becomes reality and you have an unwanted presidency waiting for you then YOU DONE TRUMPED UP.

Guy 1: "I promised my girlfriend that the next time I was hungover on a Tuesday, I'd do the dishes for a week"
Guy 2: "Well tonight is Monday so I guess you done trumped up"

by UT+Per7 January 8, 2017

Trump

To Trump is to obtain or complete something by what ever lawful loophole or use of secondary party credential allowed under local/state/or federal law; To bypass usual avenues.

"I'm gonna Trump these fools." ; "What I gotta do to Trump this" "He Trumped his way to what he has."

by VinnyViscious July 8, 2022

Trump Perade

A poorly attended event

We sent out a lot of invitations but sadly our event was a Trump perade and very few showed up.

by MrJameSeattle June 18, 2025

Trump-shit crazy

What you need to exhibit when you need to portray an image scarier than a rabid, urinating, maskless bat from Wuhan singing in the choir, an image to rival that of the shit arranged for your consideration , you need ONLY be "Trump-shit crazy", a SOLID 11 dialled up on the crazy knob.

If a husband "pokes the bear" to make a point to his jealous wife, he had better peg his dial at 11, "Trump-shit crazy" if he expects to even be noticed as being "upset".

by You rReal Name July 2, 2020