urban dictionary

You're ON it you fat, cabbage faced, olive juiced, pickle stained, carrot nosed, broccoli stenched, foul-mouthed fucking bitch.

Josh: hey bro i was just raping your wife in the asshole until I saw this funny definition on urban dictionary
Max: yeah cool ma- wait wuh?
Josh: sorry bro gotta go!!

by snortmysnot November 19, 2020

Urban Dictionary

The word that you use when you are making your first urban dictionary definition

Friend 1: I want to make a definition on urban dictionary.
Friend 2: Make a funny definition about urban dictionary.
Friend 1: Wow that is so creative this is sure to be liked.
You: Bruh what

by Ur bad dicktinary March 30, 2020

Urban Dictionary

A website where you can find the definition of every word oversimplified/oversexualized and in the language of your kind.

I don't know what patriarchy means
Look it up on Urban Dictionary, u will get it

by Iwanttobakepizzatoprocastinate November 22, 2021

Urban Dictionary

The website you are on right now. Used to be a website to make definitions, but now people just put sexual definitions on normal words.

Person 1: "I just searched the word shark on Urban Dictionary."
Person 2: "oh god..."

by VersionTwo August 27, 2024

Dictionary

Banned

Ur ban dictionary.

by iDefined April 24, 2025

Urban Dictionary

A Website where people love too talk shit because they cant in real life

Girl:Ugh! Omar broke up with me but i´m too scared to talk shit irl so i´ll lie on his name on the urban dictionary

Girl 2:you over-react girl-

by CreamBuster8000 December 11, 2022

Urban Dictionary

A website you are currently on where sometimes a 13 year old decides to search her name ,for god knows why.
Then she puts it on her stories on other accounts like Instagram and asks if this is true about her. It is obviously not!

"Is this true i am smart it said on the urban dictionary i was." says a dumb girl on her Instagram story

by i NeEd HeLp!!! :) December 8, 2019