sex eka

This is a word used by people who are allowed to do the sex eka because it is SEGGS!

yo, do u know he got shitton. Eka sex eka!

by VISHNU RAGAMAN February 14, 2021

Slosh Sex

A type of intercourses in which the mans penis is flaccid and the females vagina is wet. There is no sound other than the sloshing of their genitalia together.

White people primarily practice this sex

Guy 1: So how was it last night
Guy 2: She was so ugly I didn’t get hard or moan. We had slosh sex

by cockheadlarry January 2, 2019

Sex Stalker

Someone who stalks people while theyre having sex

"Someone is in the tree outside watching us getting it on"
"Jimmy is a sex stalker"

by MG1rl May 18, 2015

pandemic sex

When you're looking for some COVID-19 comfort sex due to loneliness from social distancing, boredom from quarantine, or panic from maybe dying.

*Term coined by Ana and mildly inspired by Matthew.

Woman: What are you looking for on this dating app thing?
Man: The one. Not the wrong one. The right one.
Woman: I'm looking for the wrong one.
Man: Like purposely?! You just looking for some pandemic sex?

by TheWrongOne606 September 4, 2020

the Sex Stab

confessing your feeling to someone or partaking in sexual intercourse by stabbing them in the anus

employing the Sex Stab:
"jerry...there's something i wanted to tell you"
"wha-AAAAGH WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU"
"but i love you jerry!"
"GET THIS KNIFE OUT OF MY FUCKING ASS"

by gogurtguzzler June 17, 2017

Swedish sex

Having sex on an Ikea bed

Guy 1: me and my girl friend had swedish sex last evening.
Guy 2: yeah, me and my kids saw.

by PappusClappus July 29, 2020

Holy Sex

Like saying "Holy shit" or "Holy tits" or "Holy fuck" but this one just sounds more cool and is mostly used when talking about a smoking hot babe.

Jeff: Holy shit look at that chick waking on the sidewalk

You: Holy sex she's hot

by JOVELOAD June 13, 2017