bandwagon red sox fan

95% of red sox fans as of 2005. made up of mostly fat, irish, red faced women and scrawny white homeboys who will wear their 2004 world championship tilted to the side like a god damn monkey while their over sized manny jerseys will hang all the way down to their knees. 10 years ago these bandwagoners didn't have to suffer watching mo vaughn gain 300 pounds, jose offerman trot around the bases like he was a in beer softball league, or mark portugal tripping over his own feet while pitching off the mound in almost every god damn start. But now they feel like true fans because they can name 3 players on the team.

That bandwagon sox fan over there just yelled "Go Red Sox" then "GGG-Unit" after, lets go beat his ass

by Shaunydigital August 31, 2005

Red vs Blue

one of the funniest animations on the net. its about a whole lotta soldier in a blocked canyon in the middle of no where on a alien planet who are fightin each other as the red team and the blue team....of course they have no fuckin clue wat theyre doin there.

Simmons: tell me again... why did we get outta the jeep?
Grif: well, i guess it was either this or watch you shoot rocks all day long.
Simmons: well at least that was fun.
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Church: Tucker! TUCKERRRR!!
Tucker: Who the hell are you?!
Church: I am the ghost of CHURCHHHH!! And I've come back with a WARNINGGG!!!!
Caboose: You're not Church!! Church is BLUE!!!...You're white.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e September 2, 2005

Red Dwarf

A man short gay and hairy ie ross taylor. He must put on a fake american acent that makes the pitch of his voice only noticable to dogs.

He is so much a red fuckin dwarf. RED DWARF SCUM BAG!!!!!!!!!

by Jon January 20, 2005

Ride red get head

When someone rides a Honda and gets all the girls

You know what they say about Honda’s ride red get head

by Punt thy baby April 23, 2020

Big Red Bus Believer

An ill-educated person who reads lies off a bus and quotes it in every Brexit conversation; pretending they have a degree in politics!

“Brexit means Brexit”
You’re such a Big Red Bus Believer

by Get Goosed November 15, 2019

Red Car Small Penis

The tendency for men with small penises to drive red sports cars to overcompensate for their lack of manhood, when all this does is attract negative attention, especially from girls, who immediately think: Red Car Small Penis!

One girl to another: Check out the red car!

Another: Check out the dude driving the red car!

Both girls: Red car small penis!!!!

by sarasplayroom.com August 2, 2009

waking up in the red sea

When a girl is on a heavy period and wakes up to find she has leaked overnight, staining all her clothes and bed sheets.

I have total fanny tap. This morning i was waking up in the red sea!

by rlrlrlrl May 9, 2011