Curious penis

A bisexual penis that is interested in both vagina's and anuses (male love holes).

"I just got bummed by a curious penis!"

Curious penis by DJD December 20, 2003

Trump's Penis

A small white dot on Trump's groin. Needs microscope to see.

I can't see Trump's penis very well, I might need a 400X microscope to observe it.

Trump's Penis by Raging Consumer July 30, 2016

italian penis 

that shit above this definition is true and all the girls kno it italians are hung like horses

I, Paul am huge! I have an italian penis. But sorry ladies I'm taken.

italian penis by Paul DeVito III July 12, 2004

swimming lessons on the penis 

A term used to mean dickriding. Made popular by Ludacris's new single, "Money Maker"

Let me give you some swimming lessons on the penis
Backstroke, breaststroke, stroke of a genius

swimming lessons on the penis by D-Miles September 14, 2006

concave penis 

Female genitalia. Ussually belonging to the chick who lives with four frat boys and isn't overly offended by the constant mangled vagina, donkey fluffing, or XTREME(yes, you have to pronounce it with enthusiasm) hand-job references. Also may have mastered the art of vagina shadow puppets.

My concave penis is bigger than yours.

concave penis by Banana Wiggles December 14, 2008

Smelly Penis

The result of playing World of Warcraft for 40 hours straight. Go wash it, man! It smells when you sleep in your boxers! Caused by a lot of smegma.

My penis is smelling cheesy after not showering for 1 month. I have a smelly penis!

Smelly Penis by shigshwa March 16, 2009

Cool Penis

A compliment given to any clown in pursuit of impressing a crowd.

Derek just drew a party foul by creeping on some girl and telling some stupid story. Pat observes and rightly exclaims "Cool penis, bro!"

Cool Penis by Many Dixon-your-face June 13, 2011