A figurative card signifying a man's state of manhood/brohood. Can be revoked by other bros if bro code is breached. Once revoked, the bro losing the card loses all his rights to bro code for the longevity of the revocation. Man card can be restored if the man does something to make up for the crime against his bros (i.e. buy a round of beers/shots, pay for burritos at chipotle)
Bro 1: We had to revoke Jim's man card because he violated article 7 of the bro code.
Bro 2: Dude, what a dick! How long is it revoked?
Bro 1: For a month, or until he buys us a round of beers or shots or some burritos at chipotle!
(Bro 1 & Bro 2 proceed with a high five)
Bro 2: Dude, what a dick! How long is it revoked?
Bro 1: For a month, or until he buys us a round of beers or shots or some burritos at chipotle!
(Bro 1 & Bro 2 proceed with a high five)
by imaman November 12, 2011
Get the man card mug.a dressing made of human gland-ular secretion. Usually inticed to expellment by a person's sexual partner and then applies to various food items such as, but not limited to: Salads, vegetables, meat, poo, or eaten "on the rocks".
Jim gave his girlfriend a big load of MAN RANCH to go with that tossed salsd she was having. Where are the Ass Croutons? she wondered
by e-rips September 26, 2003
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by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
Get the boogar man mug.bob: ok lets see what everyone got i only got these burgers
paul: i got some rolls an sweets
gary: haha is that all ive got sweets, vodka, gamon, bacon, burgers, sausages and some ketchup
bob: bloody hell gary your a proper ant man we can have a phat cook up now..
tom: do ya know were i can get some cheap meat?
bob: you need to see gary he's a bloody ant man when it comes to cheap goods
paul: i got some rolls an sweets
gary: haha is that all ive got sweets, vodka, gamon, bacon, burgers, sausages and some ketchup
bob: bloody hell gary your a proper ant man we can have a phat cook up now..
tom: do ya know were i can get some cheap meat?
bob: you need to see gary he's a bloody ant man when it comes to cheap goods
by dave daved February 4, 2010
Get the Ant man mug.Someone who asks you out and you kindly decline them but they keep on and on and actually take "i just want to be friends" litterally... you have a problem then.
Girl: Yeah i told him we would just be friends i declined him kindly ..."
Best friend: "Ahh Girl! He is gonna be a sketchy man now!!"
Best friend: "Ahh Girl! He is gonna be a sketchy man now!!"
by HOME J KI February 16, 2010
Get the Sketchy man mug.Basically an average Joe in modern america but yet when the door closes he is a vagina destroyer in the good way
Jayce :I am He-man!!!!
Rick: Shut up and head back to work!!!
Jayce: ( to himself)yeah Ima head back to work on your wife!!! She knows who is the vagdestroyer!!!
Rick: Shut up and head back to work!!!
Jayce: ( to himself)yeah Ima head back to work on your wife!!! She knows who is the vagdestroyer!!!
by Guy92 March 31, 2010
Get the He-man mug.a t-shirt that has had the sleeves cut off with a knife, and then using said sleeve-one to put on your head as a hat as you use sleeve-two to wipe the excess cheeseburger from your face. Preferably a very cool shirt should be made into a man tank.
by googool July 5, 2010
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