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St. Louis Park High School 

The Walmart version of Edina but without the budget and the awards, St. louis Park High School is a school made up of suburban white kids and staff who think they’re progressive and different when in reality they’re just as racist and bigoted as every other majority white school in Minnesota. They’ll cape for their precious white kids but won’t hesitate to suspend Black/POC students for weeks at a time. Want the SLP experience? Head to a Trump rally.
“Did you hear about that girl who posed with a Confederate flag at St. Louis Park High School?”
Yeah and she said she didn’t know what it meant? What a fucking liar.”

Mitcham Girls High School 

A public all-girls high school in Adelaide, South Australia. It is impossible to emerge from that school without being completely fucked over in some way. In particular having your subject patterns messed up resulting in having to repeat a grade or having to move schools.
Girl 1: "Dude! My SACE pattern is all fucked up and now I have to repeat Year 11!"
Ex-Mitcham Girl: "Thats totally fucked but you got to Mitcham Girls High School, what did you expect?"

Kid: "What school do you go to?"
Anne: "Mitcham Girls High School"
Kid: "Fucking sucks to be you!"

mclean high school

The fucking gayest school ever created. Highlanders? Man, fuck that gay shit. They all suck so much dick and cant do anything in sports. Fuck you bitches at McLean
1:Dude I go to Mclean!
2:Wow dude...go kill yourself bitch...

Gwynedd Mercy Academy High School 

An all-girl's Catholic school in Lower Gwynedd, PA. Where girls learn mercy charisms and how to become strong, independent women. Contrary to what some may say, Gwynedd's girls are intelligent, caring, friendly, and lovely in every way. Gwynedd girls are also well-rounded, respectful and kind. Everyone is accepted for who they are at GMA. Teachers are caring and intelligent people who want the best for their students. Gwynedd girls are compassionate and will always stick up for each other no matter what, and help another girl when she needs it.
Gwynedd Mercy Academy High School girl Amy: "Hey, Kristen, are you okay? You seem a little sad..."
Gwynedd Mercy Academy High School girl Kristen: "Yeah, I've been having some problems lately. My aunt's in the hospital. She has a really serious health problem and the doctors aren't sure if she'll live. It's really upsetting me... She's my favorite aunt...."
Amy: "Awww, I'm so sorry! I'll pray for her. I hope she gets better.... Maybe we can visit her and cheer her up. She'll need support. And I'll always be here for you, remember that. You can always talk to me."
Kristen: "Thank you so much, Amy. You're such a great friend."

*Note: This situation did not actually happen. This is a made-up example just for Urban Dictionary. Names do not apply to any specific student in the school.

Franklin High School 

A newly recently constructed high school built in the mddle of nowhere new jersey. Franklin High school is more of a private school than a regular high school. Also if you notice the school is not even completed yet, which will be done around the year of never. Most people that go ther complain about the rules and how ther system works. Also don't mind as certain students try to act like there from a hood but when they see real gangbangers they act all soft around them. Othewise the school is pretty good but there are a few errors the school needs to change. Most of all the franklin high schoool is more of a private school with it's seemly strict laws.
Guy 1: Yo wanna go to franklin high school

Guy: No i rather sleep on a toilet.
Guy 1: did you kno franklin ryhmes with Spanklin
Guy:.......who are you?

toms river high school south 

Do you go to toms river high school south

No, I'm white!

kennedy catholic high school

A high school in Burien, WA that is home to every stereotype possible and is considered extremely gay by almost everyone around. Another commonly used phrase to describe it is "paying for public education" because compared to the other private high schools around, it is shit. Other than the few super cool teachers there, the faculty is super annoying and likes to threaten the students with taking away prom if they don't go to all the other dances. When in reality, all of the other dances suck so no one wants to go to them. The school is also thought of as having a bunch of goodie two-shoe kids when in actuality, those kids only make up about 1/4 of the student body. Another 1/4 are the druggies and another is the actual drug dealers. The last 1/4 is the exchange students that tend to stay in their own groups and probably make fun of everyone else in their own language. But the few cool people there make the school awesome and overall it is a hellabomb school where anyone can feel welcome. (:
-"I secretly wish I could go to kennedy catholic high school... it looks so cool."
-"Dude... you're so gay."