Sidewalk Friend

Noun: The person who has to walk behind on a narrow sidewalk; the least favorite in a 3-person friend group who often feels like they don't belong or are unappreciated.

Person 1: even when I'm with them, those two sometimes act like I'm not even there. I'm their sidewalk friend.

by platy_fish September 30, 2023

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Fake Friend

When an old friend invites you to play golf and after you change your plans to play with him he then calls you to uninvite you.

Ryan used to be a good friend but now he is only a "Fake Friend"

by chodesmuggler October 2, 2023

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Fake Friend

When an old friend invites you to play golf and after you change your plans to play with him he then calls you to uninvite you.

Ryan used to be real friend but now he is only a Fake Friend.

by chodesmuggler October 2, 2023

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Fake Friend

When a friend invites you to play golf and you change your whole week around to be able to play golf with him and then he calls you to un-invite you.

Ryan used to be a good friend but now he is only a Fake Friend

by brameisfake October 2, 2023

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Crusty Friend

A friend who does not reciprocate effort. Frequently flakey, barely responds to text messages, doesn’t show up when you ask them to. You help them but they don’t help you.

“Is Emma coming to your birthday dinner?”

“I wouldn’t bet on it, she’s a crusty friend.”

by notshelbae October 5, 2023

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