A female that thinks she can handle you, but that you can't handle her. Feminists like to go by double standards all the time, feminism is based on its own double standards, and never seeing it.

The girl was a walking double standard who wouldn't know what to call people if they didn't let her know who and what she was. Like a parrot, she just repeated their words, since she thought everyone else was just teasing other people, like her.

Double standard by Solid Mantis January 4, 2020

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Double Down BackHand Slop Noggin

A threesome where one girl is riding you and the other is sucking your balls while sticking her finger in your butt, hitting your male G-spot

Me: Those two girls are freaky nasty.
Friend: What did y'all do?
Me: They gave me a double down backhand slop noggin.
Friend: So they're FREAKY freaky.

Double Down BackHand Slop Noggin by Joe the Llama January 9, 2020

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double grumpy

To take an extra large voluptuous extremely painful and sometimes explosive poop in your pants

That taco johns went right through me, I gotta go to a double grumpy.

double grumpy by mogerbitch2 January 12, 2020

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