Chop Dick

Noun: A Contemptible person.

Pete was cock blocking me all night; he’s such a fucking chop dick!

by Andrew Bose February 23, 2004

Dick Whipped

A woman that abides to the male penis.

He has me so "dick whipped" I cant even function without him and his member.

by lamoismynamo April 2, 2011

deer dick

An alteration to a deer crossing sign that makes the deer appear to have a large penis.

Ha ha ha! Look at the deer dick on that sign!

by Marco Porno January 13, 2009

skittle dicking

When you strategically place Skittles under your foreskin prior to a good blow job session so the female (or male if you're into that) gets a good mouthful of Skittles while going down on you.

Brenda: "I spat the rainbow this morning!"

Kent: "You were totally Skittle dicking Stephen last night!"

by Trent Clendenning September 15, 2009

dick sympathy

Same as penis sympathy.
It's a scene where a man sympathizes the pain another man has felt on their dick.

Mac: Hey look, a guy's trying to grind that long rail.
Denis: He's grinding...grinding...OH SHIT HE FELL AND HIT HIS DICK RIGHT ON!
Larq: Oooh! *feels dick sympathy* I ain't gona be able to have sex for couple of days after seeing that.

by EnlarqueIl EnGrotesque December 4, 2007

maxs dick

The longest and thickest cock you will ever see, it is sure to make you feel good!

Wow, thats maxs dick?!

by Sophiacarington June 26, 2016

sleep dicking

The attempted misplacement of the penis while the 'unfortunate target' of the 'slip of the sausage' dreams of an uncomfortable anal experience. The unfortunate target generally wakes up complaining about having a sore bottom, to which the 'sleep dicker' pretends he has no idea.

"Bud! My ass hurts! You weren't sleep dicking were you?" "Huh? You must've rolled over on the flashlight!"

by bobtucker July 30, 2008