zoomiv

zoomiv. 1000+ following. zero active mutuals.

are you mutuals with zoomiv?

you mean the one who’s mutuals with the famous carpet cleaner?

by carpet_cleaner037 March 11, 2022

Zoom Meeting

When 3 or more people engage in sexual acts, while being sneaky and hiding it from anyone else.

“Adam and those two are definitely having a zoom meeting tonight. “

Adam: I have a zoom meeting tonight.
Sarah: But that’s after hours.

Adam: *Wink, Wink* This is with Dean and Jarrod only.

Sarah: Gotcha. Just be safe.

by ZombieManager April 5, 2022

zooby dooby

zooby dooby is a zooper dooper,

person a: 'why the hell are you sucking on a lemon zooby dooby!!'
person b: 'lemon zooby doobies are amazing, cola ones are so overrated.'

by leo5540 June 21, 2022

Zoom Shit

When you have to take a shit during a zoom work meeting, any kind of zoom meeting, or a zoom class. It usually happens in most zoom meetings.

Me: (Just started a zoom class lecture) Ugh, I have to take a zoom shit for the millionth time like every other zoom class.

by AntiCircumcisionMan August 12, 2022

Zooby

A word to describe a nicely shapes rear and thigh area.

"ooo that girl is zooby zooby"

by Hilnot O'reilly January 13, 2023

ZoomFace

Adjusting your lighting, camera angle, seating and computer to get the best possible image on a zoom call but inevitably only getting a the equivalent of a real time bad photograph.

Joe's ZoomFace on the business call left little doubt about why he's single, WFH (works from home), and lives alone

by toohip March 23, 2023

Zoombomb-proof

Describes a virtual meeting or online event that is protected from zoom-bombing or other forms of intrusion.

We need to make sure our virtual conference is zoombomb-proof, we can't afford any disruptions.

by UltraSmartGuy April 25, 2023