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Definitions by toohip

ZoomFace 

Adjusting your lighting, camera angle, seating and computer to get the best possible image on a zoom call but inevitably only getting a the equivalent of a real time bad photograph.
Joe's ZoomFace on the business call left little doubt about why he's single, WFH (works from home), and lives alone
ZoomFace by toohip March 23, 2023

designated listener 

A person who may not understand what you're describing, but explaining a complex issue to them helps you better understand the problem, and therefore find a solution.
Although Jane does not know anything about machine learning she is happy to be John's designated listener when he describes the programming interface problems he is having with CHATGPT. In the process he was able to identify that he was using the wrong model/engine.
designated listener by toohip March 11, 2023

peopleless 

When you have no one to help you score some contraband or other items forbidden by law.
He said he was peopleless when asked why he couldn't get some banned magazines mailed to his prison address.
peopleless by toohip March 8, 2023

suing being 

A person who sues other persons or corporations because of specious transgressions.
Sally filed a lawsuit because her TV dinner caused her to waste an extra step to open the box and peeling off the plastic wrap from the food before popping the food tray into her microwave. Sally is a suing being a special class of homo sapiens.
suing being by toohip March 8, 2023

Jagger smile 

When someone who has large lips smiles broadly.
Did you see his Jagger smile?! Those are child-bearing lips
Jagger smile by toohip March 4, 2023