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X-Boxing Day 

It is the one day over the Christmas holidays where you are entitled to uninterrupted X-Box entertainment without the apprehension of having to switch it off.

This remarkable day occurs either on Boxing Day or on some other agreed day with your spouse.

Whilst it is lovely spending time with family, this is an effective pragmatic settlement that helps to soften the unpleasant experience of unwillingly enduring dreary Christmas TV, imposed through common family demand.
"I hear you are not spending Christmas at home this year, is there any chance you could jump online for some Special Ops?"

"No, but I do have an X-Boxing day agreement. Unfortunately I am ill-fated to be in an unfamiliar habitat during Christmas, but Knowing X-Boxing day is nearing whilst I respectfully give my support to another’s customary routine, is especially reassuring."
X-Boxing Day by coin-op December 22, 2009
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X lax Shower 

When a person sprays another with diarrhea.
The girl stopped her abductor with an X lax shower.
X lax Shower by starklawyer January 1, 2020

x-men piss 

the x-men piss is when two people urinate into a toilet and make an x shaped stream with their urine
gerald and jacob went to the toilet to have an x-men piss it was a great experience.
x-men piss by bbqchip_sarah March 5, 2021
The best fucking mutual ever, so funny and very supportive.
I love x.l.u.v they’re the best
x.l.u.v by Mutual March 25, 2021

x.livingmolerat.x 

Questionable usernames but doesn’t miss 😘😘 Also they’re magic 🤷
“Do you know x.livingmolerat.x?”
“Of course! How could i not, they never miss in their posts, and they’re also magic.”

X-Bow Cycle 

Cocksuckers that have no life, get no bitches and are too much of a pussy to actually play with cards and just defend with two buildings then rocket cycle in triple. You know they're trash when they can't even spell their own win condition when it's only 4 letters long, goes to show just how intelligent the clown "3.0 X-Bow Pro" is.
Person: Hey did you hear? Rocket got nerfed

"Skillful X-Bow Cycle Player": Noooo! My skill, it's all gone!
X-Bow Cycle by Skill_Issue February 11, 2023