90 day wonder

Military officer whose source of commission is the 90-day OCS program. Characterized by feeling inferior to service academy grads. And rightly so.

I told that 90-day wonder that my socks have more time in service than he does.

by Salty Sam 02 August 21, 2003

Wonder-Bed Cumgasm

A Wonder-Bed Cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has when he takes care of his morning wood and blows his load all over his bed.

I woke up with morning wood, so I gave myself a Wonder-Bed Cumgasm!

by USAF Cadet November 16, 2020

One hit wonder

New defintion; An urbandictionary user who has contributed only one defintion.

Sometimnes, a one hit wonder's definition is just something that flatters thier boyfriend or girlfriend.

by Light Joker August 16, 2004

Stevie Wonder Syndrome

When you date an ugly chick but she is so ugly that after dating you can't remember why you dated her. You lose your innocence because you were that blind.

Ugly Chick dates guy who is totally innocence because he has Stevie Wonder Syndrome.. You will wish you never got Stevie Wonder Syndrome

by XBOXTILIDIE January 15, 2011

Antibiotics are wonderful pills

Antibiotics their wonderful pills but don't ever think they'll cure all of your ills,

got the cold?
got the flu?

feeling under the weather?
that's just a virus, We can't make that better!

take us for the wrong thing...
That's dangerous to do!
cuz when you really need us we can stop working for you,
so please don't end up paying the price!
always take ur doctor's advice!

antibiotics are wonderful pills take them, please z

by meggaslagg October 12, 2021

7 Wonders of the World

1. M&Ms
2. The Clitoris
3. Scroll Lock
4. Freedom Fries
5. Blue Screen of Death
6. Homer Simpson
7. This List

Man, Freedom Fries are whimsical! Are they one of the 7 Wonders of the World?

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 28, 2003

One Ball Wonder

A douche who only has one ball. This insult is usually shouted out in his general direction whenever he's around or whenever someone is talking about him behind his back.

"Hey look, it's Ryan the One Ball Wonder!"

"Are you guys talking about One Ball Wonder?"

Someone:"So, yesterday Ryan showed up at track practice-"
Everyone else there: "ONE BALL WONDER!"

by Seaholm Bitch May 06, 2010