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Meth Witch 

When long term methanphetamine addiction transforms a woman into a hideous, twitching ghoul. It is said in some arcane corners of the midwest that they command strange occult magics and can summon crystals with their dark, rambling incantations.
Heather needs to quit tweakin' or she'll ascend and become a Meth Witch, just like her mother.
Meth Witch by Twuntz June 7, 2022
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Transvestite Donkey Witch 

Describes an individual as post-op transvestite, with the features of a donkey, and the abilities of Paris Hilton.
Oh man, that dude was such an ass! I swear, the only way to describe him is Transvestite Donkey Witch.

Bitch Witch 

A Bitch Witch is a witch who looks like she is wearing a shitty Christmas hat, and looks like a whorey bitch. And has no broom, because she likes to be a bitch.
Person 1: Does that witch has no broom? And is wearing a crappy Christmas hat?

Person 2: Yeah, looks like she's a bitch witch.
Bitch Witch by LeSpazzy December 9, 2016

white witch 

The white residue in the stem of a well used G/Meth pipe
To smoke the white witch just push the residue from the stem of the pipe back into the bowl ......Beware the witch witch KICKS.....
white witch by jadedpeckerwood July 14, 2017

You Little Witch

A way of expressing annoyance, indignation and complete disdain towards an individual.
Frequently used when: a deadline has not been met; a promise has not been kept or the general requirements of association have not been fulfilled.

'Jack, you said you'd get back to me with the report on Friday, You Little Witch, Anderson's waiting for the final draft.'
You Little Witch by Veeru April 6, 2014

The bearded witch 

A sexual technique used by a male: A guy picks up a girl and goes back to hers. Whilst the lady is 'preparing herself' in the bathroom, the guy cuts off his pubic hair and leaves them in a pile near the bed. As sexual interaction is reaching the climax, the guys pulls out and ejaculates all over the girls face, picks up the pile of pubes, rubs them over her face and there in front of him the girls transforms into the bearded witch....
Tim didn't want to, but a bet was a bet. He took Louisa back to her place with the expressed intention of getting a picture of her as The bearded witch ...
The bearded witch by T Allen October 4, 2006

salem witch trials 

cherisse's favorite place to live. she lives on a park bench in the middle of salem witch trials and cries consistently as she masturbates in front of all of the townspeople. and the ghosts. the ghosts are awesome. SOMEONE GET THE SPATULA!
cherisse lives in salem witch trials and owns a spatula.
salem witch trials by Katiehjadhsaj December 28, 2007