hot pockets and mountain - food choice of
Jr high / middle school students, high school students,
Neckbeards, people that play xbox live , stoners and
30 to 40 year old virgins.
And less we forgot the really young sons of single mothers.
Doritos are a bonus and a side dish
Same as capri sun
It's cheap and easy !
Jr high / middle school students, high school students,
Neckbeards, people that play xbox live , stoners and
30 to 40 year old virgins.
And less we forgot the really young sons of single mothers.
Doritos are a bonus and a side dish
Same as capri sun
It's cheap and easy !
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When you chug too much Mountain Dew and your bowels respond by turning into an erupting, neon-green, lava-spewing nightmare. Expect violent, molten diarrhea that explodes from your ass with all the subtlety of Vesuvius, coating the bowl in radioactive slime and making you question your life choices. Often accompanied by guttural moans, regrets about your sugar addiction, and the haunting knowledge that your bathroom will never smell normal again.
When you chug too much Mountain Dew and your bowels respond by turning into an erupting, neon-green, lava-spewing nightmare. Expect violent, molten diarrhea that explodes from your ass with all the subtlety of Vesuvius, coating the bowl in radioactive slime and making you question your life choices. Often accompanied by guttural moans, regrets about your sugar addiction, and the haunting knowledge that your bathroom will never smell normal again.
Bro, don’t drink that whole 2-liter of Dew unless you want to set off a Mountain Dew Volcano in your toilet tonight.
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