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Wiener-snip-zel

Bob got a German vasectomy. It was a real Wiener-snip-zel.
by Honeybadger43 June 15, 2024
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Half Baked Wiener

1. Soggy corn dog

2. When you think his dick is hard, but it’s not
I was about to hop on his dick when I realized it was just a half baked wiener.
by Dickhandle October 4, 2020
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Chinese Wiener Trap

A Chinese Wiener trap is when you and a friend go balls deep in a newborn kitten, one dives into the mouth, the other dips into the buttcheckks, the younger the tighter of course! Now you will both rupture through the heart, and splooge into eachother's meatus by this time you will both yank out of your respective ends violently and attempt to rip the little rascal in half, if failed please repeat all previous steps with a new kitten. If successful the rear end plugger should be out clean and the upper lip plumber should be left with fangs in the foreskin.
Me and a friend went and bought some kittens to perform Chinese Wiener Traps on.
by Orion Woodward November 11, 2017
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you burnt my wiener

you messed me up
“Dude, you burnt my wiener in Fortnite earlier
by gggMer11 June 21, 2025
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Fellsmere Wiener Swap

When a bald police officer gently handles your meats in exchange for other meats meant for your mouth.
Officer Swallace whipped his meat out and we had no choice but to engage in the ole Fellsmere Wiener Swap. I’ve never had a more firm, moist wiener between my buns”
by Swivel mi timbers February 10, 2023
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he wiener

When your not manly enough to say he penis or when autocorrect fucks up and your friends won’t drop it
Me: Damn I think I hurt he wiener
Friends: hE wIeNeR
by Ijustmadethisfornoreason October 28, 2019
mugGet the he wienermug.

wiener butt

someone who is acting rather wiener butt
john is being a real wiener butt right now ugh
by avocado721 July 7, 2025
mugGet the wiener buttmug.

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