whopper cock

When an employee of BK is working in the kitchen making sandwhiches, and has to goto the bathroom; and they do not wash their hands before touching their penis to pull it out of their pants and handles it while peeing.

while working at BK in the kitchen, health department allows us bare hand contact while assembling sandwhiches. Your hands smell like whoppers after making multitues of sandwhiches from the meat, and touching lettuce, tomatoes, pickels, and raw onions constantly. If you don't wash your hands before handling you penis, the smell and greese is now transfered to your pennis. Hense your penis now smells like a whopper! And probbly taste like one too!
Now you have a "Whopper Cock"

Ill, I know... just some of the things you think of while working at the king.

belive me I wash my hands like a thousand times a day, no joke!

by Drewnin November 12, 2010

Whopper Knot

a stack of money

"Whopper knots in my pocket" song addicted to it

by woofpacjkid January 14, 2011

Whipper hammer knocker

When a whippersnapper beats up a hammerknocker.

Britney beating up Mike!

Britney is the whipper hammer knocker.

by britneyyyyyy October 13, 2011

whopperskewed

Denotation: Diagonally or not directly across from, as in cattywampus, kittycorner.
Connotation: Crooked, uneven, badly proportioned, disoriented, off-center either temporarily or permanently; might be the Pennsylvania/Ohio version of the possibly Oklahoma/Texas whompyjawed. Can describe a thing, person, or idea.

If you ask me, Rand Paul is one whopperskewed dude.

by ColeridgeDickey August 31, 2014

whippersnap

One who snaps another's neck with one swift strike of his (or her?) mighty shlong. One who frequents the use of whippersnapping, is referred to as a whippersnappper (commonly by the elderly).

"Jimmy, I don't care how old you are, I swear to the Almighty, if you don't stop calling me a whippersnapper, I'm going to whippersnap your mom's neck off!"

by Pope Zhou III December 7, 2014

whapped

for a male human to expose himself inappropriately, or "flash".

"He whapped it out in front of my face." Deidre said to Martha.

by brothercompost September 28, 2015

Whopper

Whilst getting ones asshole eaten, the act of passing gas into the mouth of the eater.

I was tossing this chicks said the other day and she gave me a fucking whopper.

by Brn1dn October 23, 2015