Spot-Welding

An act of farting designed to punish the recipient, delivered by two+ individuals. The victim is tackled and held submissive, while the farter drops bare-ass on the exposed skin of the victim. Ideally, the fart is both hot and wet, simulating a "spot-weld."

After Josh passed out from over-drinking, I pounced on him and delivered some epic spot-welding on his forehead that woke him up.

by Kumaboss October 4, 2009

Weddingitis

The ailment from attending too many weddings or the byproduct of having too many friends become engaged when you are still single. Side effects include outbursts of "AWWWWWW!!" and deep sighs. In severe cases, bouts of crying may occur. Symptoms also include: constant daydreams of finding your soulmate and believing that there is more to everything everyone says. Listening to Michael Buble may occur, as well as other slow jazz artists. Impulsive dancing has also been reported.

I've attending two weddings in the last month and two good friends have become engaged. I keep listening to the same Michael Buble song over and over! I have really bad weddingitis!

by JK Monday September 28, 2009

Weeding

1. A gathering amongst people (whether it be friends, family, peers, or just acquaintances) to smoke marijuana.
2. A sesh

hey t-dub, u gunna make it to the weeding tonight?

by Hella Ripped September 21, 2007

weeding

plucking the hairs from your girl's vagina, especially while high

A: Thanks for weeding me last night.
B: Wait, I weeded you? I thought those were twizzlers.

by Blafucock March 15, 2011

Drew Wadding

A player who will act like he loves you and you're the only one in the world for him, but then get bored of you after you fall in love with him. He will leave and go right on to the next girl who will join the relationship and unexpectedly ruin her life. He will leave her crying and alone, and then be laughing about it behind her back. He is EVIL. DON'T TRUST ANYONE WITH THIS NAME. Player

Drew Wadding is a *BLEEP* little *BLEEP* who deserves to *BLEEP* in a *BLEEP*. Player

by Noobfacedddd March 30, 2013

cock welding

When one man inserts his cock into another man's ass while a third man places a bead of cum around the rectum

While tyler and joey where buttfucking the other night devan gave them a good cock welding

by Cockwelder January 10, 2019

Hannah Waddingham

An awesome actress who is like the hottest thing ever! Anyone who see‘s her on tv can’t help but notice how stunning she is and will probably fall in love with her!

Did you see Hannah Waddingham in that episode of Ted Lasso last night?
Yea! She looked fit as fuck

by ADayOfTheWeek123 March 21, 2023