Weaponized Autism

When your sick of your autism and you want to spread it.
exactly like how you weaponize an IKEA pencil.

Person 1: Ugh, having autism is so bad!
Also Person 1: I WILL WEAPONISE MY AUTISM.
Also also person 1: I will spread this everywhere. no one will survive.
Also also also person 1: I will call this: "weaponized autism."

by Weaponism July 5, 2024

Weapon

A danger to society.

Tommy the weapon hit his head... now he’s dead.

by TommyTheWeapon April 23, 2018

auto weapon

A vehicle driven by Awake Illinois and Moms for Liberty members after a little too much wine and knobslobn.

After this glass I'm going to drive my auto weapon to a library and scream at drag queens

by KNOBSLOB July 21, 2022

Loaded weapon

A penis which has not been released from it's fury. Any time you leave the house, relieve it first.

For those who don't understand the above, 2 balls full and a semi erect penis which is ready for action even if you see an obese 40 year old. A dangerous situation to be in so it is recommended to always do a #3 before leaving your apartment.

Dude, I went to a club last night and the toilets were being cleaned and the dancers were in bikinis. I was harder than platinum and it hurt. Never leave your house with a loaded weapon.

by The¥/ May 11, 2023

Academic Weapon

Someone who despite flu symptoms, tiredness, and being cursed with Freckles GETS ON THE INTELLECTUAL GRIND; particularly at a public school

“That chick over there skipped class just cause her brothers sick, not an academic weapon if you ask me.”

by Flumper42 January 23, 2024

A weapon that can end it

Jermaine cole aka jcole is the definition of a weapon that can end it.

Yo bro he is a j.cole don't even try to mess with him.

Yo bro he is a weapon that can end it don't even try to mess with him.

by Lack of confidence January 28, 2023

Meme Weapon

Any weapon with a comical appearance or can be used in meme-worthy ways.

The Holy Mackeral from TF2 is an absolute meme weapon. All it is is a fish wrapped in newspaper.

by FryingPanStanTheDeadlyMan June 3, 2022