weapons of mass marketing

the campaign of fear by the media, the oil barrons and the U.S. government intended to keep you enslaved by your possesions.

The coverage of the Operation Iraqi Freedom was nothing more than a 24 hour weapon of mass marketing designed to keep the viewer tuned in and subjected to advertising.

by m0loch September 25, 2003

Weapons of mass destruction

Owned only by those unstable enough to use them. See george w bush

Iraq has no weapons. The USA does.

by Ian January 31, 2004

Nuclear Weapons

What happens when you misuse the knowledge revealed by a genius.

President Bush would like to use Nuclear Weapons to take over the world.

by Mystery Man January 28, 2003

Weapons of Math Persuasion

The tools you need to get the most mathophobic student or adult not to give up on the most disliked school subject even if it appears that they were not born with the “mathematical gene.”

Pep talks, study tips, showers of praise, and no condemnation for failures are some common weapons of math persuasion successful teachers use to help students achieve a decent level of mathematical proficiency.

by MathPlus January 30, 2018

weapons grade

potentially lethal (isn't everything?), and could be used as an ungentlemanly weapon.

Weapons grade fart-in-a-can, now on ebay!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 23, 2004

weapons of mass destruction

A pair of massive boobs

Person (Pointing at boobs): Wow, look at those weapons of mass distruction!

by asdfghjkl; April 16, 2004

weapons of mass destruction

fictitious reasons to send people to fight for oil.

George Bush sending troops to Iraq

by Private Joker August 31, 2003