wanking pit

British army slang for a bed.

Get out of them fucking wanking pits!

by Geoff O'Neill January 30, 2005

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Wank Marathon

To have a minimum of six wanks (all cumming) within a day, with just short rest periods in between. Leaving the participant exhausted yet satisfied when crossing the finish line.

What did you get up to this weekend?

watched some TV and had a cheeky wank marathon

by CFI Dave May 18, 2011

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A common line used by whores when the jon can not shoot his load while hitting the pussy this is usually due to having whisky dick, in order to shoot your load u must wank on the chick to nut on her usually in the whores mouth or tits whilst the whore encourages u to blow your load by shouting aww wank on me wank on me!!!

I had whisky dick last nite after drinking to much i couldn't pick up so i ordered a whore to get my rocks off but needed her to shout aww wank on me so i could bust a nut.

by badman2232 August 10, 2009

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train wank

When you stand at the platform masturbating, whilst using endurance to hold the orgasm until a train comes. As the train approaches, simultaneously ejaculate at the window as it goes past. - NOTE: This may be slightly dangerous if you are not an experienced train wanker.

Every weekend I like to stand at the station and furiously train wank.

by ryder91 May 14, 2009

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spanish wank

Masturbation of the male by using the females pendulous breasts to bring him to climax. Also known as 'tit wank'. For added effect soap up the breasts and get her to push them together. Baby oil also useful.

The dusky, full breasted maiden was indeed a dab hand at the old spanish wank.

by The Strut September 29, 2004

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