when ed sheeran pees on the floor

when we fell in love he peed on the floor and i licked it up 🥰

When we fell in love, you made my heart drop
And you had me thinkin' 'bout you non-stop
But you cry 'bout this and whine about that
When you grow a pear, you can call me back
Yeah, I think you're hot, I think you're alright
But you're actin' like a chick all the time
You were cool and now you're not, just like that
When you grow a pear, you can call me back when ed sheeran pees on the floor 😻

by ed sheeran 😻 September 13, 2021

when it een one thing it's the next

When one problem leads to another and you feel like the world is against you.

Crabman asked: "Bey when you ga fix this car?"
Troy said: "bey my starter just gone...when it een one thing it's the next!"

by stinkin_faddah_money_bagg June 29, 2021

I was born when I was 4

I was born when I was 4😒😨😛💪😼😍

Person1: what year were you born

Person2: I was born when I was 4

by _.1987.__ June 11, 2022

When Joe Lets That Stimmy Fly

when you've been waiting for what seems like years for something good to happen, then realize you need to grab some kids to get extra money from the government

I'll tell you when Joe Lets That Stimmy Fly I'll be able to pay my rent, utility bills, and restock on weed... wish I had some kids though so I could get extra money from the government

by P-Man March 10, 2021

When the nightmares of hell becomes song

2023 LAR18 Black Mermaid Scuddlebutt horrible rap

This song is so bad I want to astral project my self out of my body to screech and release my pain & suffering, truly this is 'when the nightmares of hell becomes song', PURE CRINGE.

by OdiousAquarius June 26, 2023

It's when you fuck someone in the clit.

According to Urban Dictionary, everything.

Handlebar Congo- It's when you fuck someone in the clit.

by Gendan July 29, 2008

when life gives you melons

You might have dyslexia.

When life gives you melons... you might have dyslexia

by Kelseyxwebb October 20, 2020