Ronaldo vs Messi

Who is the goat? It's Ronaldo vs Messi.

by Random Words & Definitions June 20, 2024

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Xbox Vs. Playstation

Xbox is better then playstation. "xBoX gOt nO gAmEs" don't nobody the ages of 9-18 give a fuck about those boring ass single player ass ps5 games. Xbox niggas chill and don't complain while play station niggas gotta always find something to bitch about and suck the dick of their badly drawn space ship console. Every nigga I know play on PS weird asf and I ofc don't talk to those niggas no more. Xbox niggas are actually funny while playstation niggas are corny and think being sus = comedy.

Xbox Vs. Playstation

Xbox guy: aye I'm tryna hop on 2k what u play on?
Ps5 guy: I'm on playstation wb u?
Xbox guy: nah I'm on Xbox
Ps5 guy: ewwww niggaaaa u play xbox?? U lame asf
Xbox guy: ewwww nigga u still single looking for men to fuck????

*Xbox guy never talks to gaystation man ever again while gaystation man sulking dick while using his dualsense controller as a vibrator"

by GAT DAMN NIGGA CHILL ISSA JOKE July 13, 2022

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Esbreon vs. Sylbreon

A ship about Espeon x Umbreon and Sylveon x Umbreon consisting of a bunch of angry 10 year old sluts who don't give a single fuck about opinions arguing over it to the point where they have created a HUGE fucking warzone and have gone sexually over the edge, like showing a picture of an Umbreon having sex with Espeon to people who say that they like Sylbreon as an opinion, toxic Sylbreon fans saying that they support Nazism and call Esbreon fans "Jews", showing edgy pictures of a certain Eeveelution being killed, etc.

*angry 10 year old kids arguing over which ship is the best: Sylbreon or Esbreon*

Me: YOU'RE MAKING AN ESBREON VS. SYLBREON WAR! STOP ARGUING OR I'LL FUCKING FIND SOMEONE WHO CAN!

by crazysubaruL3GACYej20 June 08, 2022

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kettlebell vs. kettle-cooked

Refers to all da weight-lifting exercise dat you'll hafta perform if you habitually chow down on chips and other fattening crap.

As a total chips-'n'-donuts junkie, Homer Simpson could conceivably be viewed as a prime "kettlebell vs. kettle-cooked" candidate, although I would seriously question whether his ponderous flabby bulk and squishy muscles could ever even begin to perform any strenuous exercise regimen!

by QuacksO April 28, 2022

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Actual Lives vs Theoretical Lives

To say "Dropping the nuclear bomb saved lives" is to weigh the actual lives lost against the theoretical lives that would have been theoretically lost and is to assume 1. That you can accurately predict how long the war was going to last and 2. You can accurately predict how many lives would have been lost.

Hym "Actual lives vs theoretical lives, Ben. You can't say that with any degree of ACTUAL certainty. Not intelligent and doing an incest cult doesn't make you better than everyone."

by Hym Iam April 29, 2024

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