Venti

A cafe corporation in Roblox, currently sitting at 200k+ members, owned by Vitalious!

The Lemon Dash Smoothie at Venti is amazing!
Wanna come and hang out at Venti?

by Kostiskat June 24, 2021

rusty venture

masturbating so much, your penis turns red, sore and painful.

what's a rusty venture??

by drexell015 November 30, 2010

slang-vention

To invent a new meaning for a slang word or phrase because you don't know the "real" meaning.

Person A: I don't know if she's gay or bi, but she's definatly a carpetbagger.
Person B: Dude, what do you think carpetbagger means?
Person A: It's... someone who sleeps with carpet-munchers...
Person B: Only in your slang-ventioned version.

by Titty-caca June 21, 2006

venting

The period of time, before which you must eliminate solid waste matter from your body, where your sphincter slightly opens to slowly relieve the pressure caused by heavy amounts of poo gases in your rectum. Quite simply, right before you have to take a big dump, shit stink creeps out of your ass in long, silent, slow-like poots. The only remedy, of course, is taking that big aforementioned dump.

Bro 1: Dude, what's goin-...yo man, it smells like shit in here. Did you fart?

Bro 2: Nah guy, I'm venting.

by Beantown of Bethlehem April 27, 2009

Ventrue

A vampire clan in The Masquerade.
see: tool
see also: fuckstick

"There is no hatred deep enough for those Ventrue fucksticks" -a Brujah

by Mukuro December 3, 2003

xiao venti

Xiao venti is not just a ship, it is a cultural reset, the oxygen you breathe, it’s a lifestyle, an escape from this cruel world filled with thieves, its an art, the first gift you open on christmas, a hug from a loved one, everything you’ve ever wanted.

“ i can only see angst tags in xiao venti “
“ if you don’t consume xiao venti ships what are you doing. “

by sonic impact March 11, 2021

ventrilofarting

Making rude and sometimes odorous noises by passing gas, and blaming the person next to you.

Bob (ventrilofarting): "Snickering"
Jane: "OMG, what's that smell?!!"
Bob: "Sounded like it came from you"
Jane: "It wasn't me!!!"
Bob: "Must have been the dog."
Jane: "I don't see the dog anywhere!"

by Gary N. September 8, 2007