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twilight sucks

Person 1: Twilight sucks.
Person 2: He speaks the truth.
by Da Cynic January 23, 2009
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Twilight Suzuka

Assassin in the anime Outlaw Star who kills by twilight, hence her nickname. After Gene Starwind thwarts her efforts to kill Fred Luo, she vows to kill him, later negating these efforts and joining the Outlaw Star crew instead.
by SovietViking January 18, 2004
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Twilight Depression

Something idiots get when they realize that Edward is in fact a Fairy Princess. It is also known as STD (Severe Twilight Depression)
Symptoms:
Loss of appetite
Retardedness
Wanting to drink blood
More retardedness
Dreaming about Edward the Fairy Princess
More idiotic nature will ensue.
Please contact a Psychiatrist if you experience any of these symptoms.
Ohmahgah, I have Twilight Depression
by MindNinjie January 22, 2011
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Anti-Twilighter

More commonly referred to as "Antis"

Usually seen as men, but are actually made up of a large number of teenage girls. Many were converted when Breaking Dawn came out. They are often attacked when voicing their opinions about the book.

They very rarely use force. Most are sane and tend to use logic. A lot condone the use of trolling on Twitard boards such as the Twilight Lexicon, but antis often do.

Anti sites, such as TwilightSucks.com, are often flamed by batshit insane fangirls for merely having a different opinion.

Most respect sane fans so long as the fans respect them. They don't respect batshit insane fangirls.

Most common arguments against Twilight include

-Edward is abusive
-Bella is antifeminist
-Pedophilia
Fangirl: ZOMG!! EDARD IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAWT!!!!!!
Anti-Twilighter: He isn't real...
Fangirl: WATT??? U DONT LIEK EDWARD???!!!
Anti: He's a fictional character and abusive...
Fangirl: NO HE ISNT!!!!!!! HE JUST PROTETS BELLA!!!!
Anti: *sighs*
by Kiki Yushima June 7, 2009
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Dusty Twilight

When a woman puts baby powder or glitter in her vagina and queefs in a mans face.
"I was fucking Kim last night and she gave me a Dusty Twilight"
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Twilight Nazi

Crazed twilight fan girls.
Often they are 12 year olds
They will stop at nothing. If they think you even remotely look like Robbert Patterson (aka Edward Cullen), regardless of how far fetched the absurd idea, they will hunt you down like a pack of dogs and attempt to rape you.

Be particularly careful when you hear a fan girl yell "Surprise!" because they will most likely charge at you and rape you but because they yelled surprise its perfectly legal.
see surprise buttsecks
Twilight Nazi: hey are you a vampire?
Unwilling look alike: wtfbbq? gtfo!
Twilight Nazi: SURPRISE! *pounce*
by blackpwr March 27, 2010
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Twilight Zone

A state of surrealism, where things that should not make sense seem to do so. Term taken from the 1960's TV show hosted by writer Rod Serling.
Carl just found out that his father, the one he thought was dead, is still alive! How Twilight Zone can you get!
by Unidyne December 14, 2003
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