Having already lathered up your manhood with shampoo, this is the act of making a fold in a shower curtain, instantly creating a soapy,substitute,pussy before your very eyes and then proceding to pleasure yourself until you blow your load.

Ty, a desperate traveling salesman, proceded to tell his buddies about his Shower Curtain Tug while at a local sports bar. Aqward silence follwed.

Dean, unsatisfied with his usual morning crank yank, headed to the shower for a shower curtain tug.

Shower Curtain Tug by Hotdizzle October 10, 2008

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Rickshaw Tug

The act of pulling a guy across the floor or bed by his junk

Dude...I can't believe I paid for that; she gave me a rickshaw tug that damn near made me scream.

Rickshaw Tug by Brewrock August 29, 2013

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Bush Tug

When you're working in the forest and need to masturbate, usually ejaculating onto a tree or shrub.

Man 1: Where's Jon?
Man 2: Oh, probably taking his sweet time with a bush tug.

Bush Tug by forestfighter April 14, 2014

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Ghost tug

When a girl who previously had an abortion has a haunted vagina. During intercourse, the ghost fetus tugs on the male genitalia resulting in a hand job simultaneously during sex.

Dude, remember Stacie who had the abortion last year?
Yeah dude, why?
We fucked last night and I could feel the ghost tug.

Ghost tug by Shadowdragon16 May 6, 2017

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