Tactical sleeping aid

Aka TSA. Is a bear or moose teddy for an adult aged above 30 years old. Who uses this teddy to sleep with at night.

Hay Joanna you need a Tactical sleeping aid to improve you sleep at night.

by Witch man July 16, 2022

Tactical Blow

Right after you blow your load in a chicks mouth she spits in your eyes saying “get flash banged”

Dude 1: I got tactical blown last night.
Dude 2: that sucks looks like you still have some in your eye.

by Tofu_Bread July 25, 2022

Tactical German hand edge

If a toddler is indecent, misbehaves or naughty, her parents will smack her hand in the face, in good old Prussian fashion. Thus, the child is tactically immobilized.

John: "The motherfucker just won't be quiet! It doesn't help!"
Hans: "I know something. An old German educational method"
*Tactical German hand edge on child's face, causing child to magically calm down*

by The Görmen August 21, 2022

Tactical

The subtle art of vomiting whilst avoiding unwanted attention after imbibing too many ladies cans. The said spewing is generally conducted under cover with little chance of fanfare or video footage.

Friend; What took you so long in the pub toilet Robert, were you taking a shit so you could Dame Judy Dench that guy who got you earlier and drenched your nostrils in fecal particles?
Robert; Nah just the usual tactical so I can stay longer

by BrowneAction September 14, 2022

Tactical Suspension

When your in deep shit, KO a cunt and get a free 5 day holiday.

Henry: The school found my porno magazine
Joe: Peak, pull a Ts (Tactical Suspension) and leave the country.
Hector: Yeh Jack has pissed me off recently

by The Ping King September 30, 2022

Tactical Cuddles

Cuddling purely to preserve body heat

Chris-Yo Mat I forgot my sleeping bag
Mat-Man it’s supposed to go below zero tonight your gonna freeze unless we share
Chris-Tactical cuddles it is bro no-homo

by IdkManIjustworkIG October 20, 2022

Tactical Retreat

To run away due to being over powered.

“HEY! Let’s Tactical Retreat this COD lobby. It smells like a negative KD!” - Ben

by CODRAGERSANONYMOUS October 27, 2022