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Tooting Banjo

Whilst sitting on someones nose you fart and rub your cock across there mouth creating a burbling noise
I gave the old girl a tooting banjo last week she said my ass hole stinks like stale winnits
by WoRalyhyde July 23, 2022
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toot your gout

The simple action of getting ones penis erect in any way or form.
You tried to make it work with her but she just couldn’t toot your gout?”
by Jaybonny April 26, 2024
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Toot

I am going to toot my truck
by Nookie # 19 November 12, 2020
mugGet the Tootmug.

Toot

A SECY EPIC SEXY SEXY SEXY EPIC SEXY WOMAN
toot
by IcyDaily March 31, 2021
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brutes my toots

Brutal
(bur-ou-tal)
by Vocab Godde$$ November 24, 2010
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Toot broot

#1 too much to bear, a drag, ruined
#2 something that broke down, of poor quality, dont buy it
#3 it didn't work out, breaking up with someone, too far to travel
#1: Yo, that's Toot broot. -OU- Oai C'est Toot broot.
#2: It's Toot broot. -OU- On est Toot broot
#3: Were Toot broot. -OU- Nous-somnent Toot broot
by Mekazael March 4, 2024
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Toot-Way Street

When you're significant other passes gas outside of a bathroom only whilst your companion is in the bathroom and hears the gas passed. This action is allowed and does not violate any residential laws as the bathroom is not available for them to pass gas in the location where society deems the only location where gas is allowed to be passed.
"Did you shit your pants?" bathroom occupant.

"Nope, I needed to fart and you were in the restroom. Guess that's a Toot-Way Street"
by The Tracy's September 6, 2022
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