by mothers penis April 02, 2020
Eat me is a type of comeback when someone makes a roast, insult or is annoying in some way to you and when you don't know how to respond you say "eat me" in a really passionate confident voice.
by Gragesdor November 05, 2018
To "Eat the Meaties" is an affectionate form of vernacular around eating your ladies tender parts (meat curtains) after she's had an exceptionally long absence of such a release. It is rarely met with scorn or disdain as it represent a perfect opportunity for both a sexual act and simultaneous release of pent up frustration. A synonym for cunnilingus and a playful pun on the cereal tagline "Eat your Wheaties." It's clever and women know precisely what it means.
"I'm going to eat the meaties this weekend."
"I wish he we would step up and eat the meaties."
"Better eat you meaties."
"I wish he we would step up and eat the meaties."
"Better eat you meaties."
by Kazansky2005 February 12, 2020
by Ezratheshookmo March 25, 2018
by AppleBeesJuiceDispenser May 26, 2021
the way you consume food when you're very stoned and have the munchies; your eyes glaze over and you blindly eat away at the snacks.
slow down, that's your fourth bowl of captain crunch. , 'woooah- i totally didn't realize, i was just zombie-eating
by waffle-iron April 15, 2011
Going face-first into the ground.
I was speeding down the highway at 70 mph and someone dove in front of me. I nearly got knocked off my bike. Eating dirt would've sucked.
by AtlanticComputer August 31, 2020