National Jimmy Craig Day

A day of rest to honor American hero jimmy Craig and his magnificent performance for team USA, celebrated on May 31

Joe: National Jimmy Craig Day gonna be litty city
Mike: yeah dawg a day off from school... imma watch miracle

by Tyrone Shoelaces November 3, 2019

Craig Hole

A Craig Hole is a location where Craig’s crawl out of hole around the age of 40, some rarer Craig Holes have them pop out around 30. as you’ll never meet one any young

There’s a few Craig’s in this town, must be a Craig Hole

by Dave Ferrit April 17, 2024

Craig

A ripped dude that has too much testosterone. Upsetting him results in yelling to immediate violence. He doesn't give a fuck about the Manager, he goes straight to the punch. That's what you call a guy Karen. Usually results in a public freakout to bystanders showing justice served.

Derived from searching for an equivalent name for a Karen, but for a guy. Kyle sounded to soft. So Craig, Craigslist Trash, to Craigons and Kraken (Clash of Titans 1981 monster that just expects any sacrifice) derived the term.

"Craig doesn’t give a shit about the manager, just wants to fight."

"Yo - those Craigons just got wrecked. Why did they mess with that chad on the motorcycle."

"TF, that Craig just bitch slapped the bartender for getting cut off. Everyone jumped his ass."

by wylinterms October 30, 2021

Craig

A fucking bitch 1 inch cock. Sits on his ass eating doritos watching porn while struggling to reach over his fat rolls to grab his tiny ass dick. A loser faggot that can't talk to girls and orders 3 large burgers everytime he pulls up to the drivethru. He is a crack addicted asshole who is also incredibly homosexual. He loves to get pegged by little kids

Hang that fucking craig

by A person who hates all craigs February 12, 2022

Craig

An atrocious human being that is addicted to zyns and snow. According to the book of Streetalations Page 7 Verse 59; He is the definition of diabolical scheming, always on demon time. People do not know if a Craig is real because they are always ghosting women. In order to become a Craig, first you must meet a Mandy.

I busted a Craig last weekend at DTR.

by El compa Fugation April 9, 2025

craig

An average American uncle with an average name (could be a pedophile)

"Here we see a craig in its natural habitat."

by NewGirl_InTown October 10, 2021

mitch craig

Is a midget but also not a midget at the same time.

He was so short he looked like a mitch craig

by Bigdaddy96024 April 4, 2019