fun ticket

Bryan and John this is Rooster, I threw that transvestite an extra fun ticket to let me suck her cock after she fucked me in the ass!
by Steve-M May 10, 2006
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The Ticket Wolf

A group of young professionals who seek out daily to make sure they always have tickets available to all of the best shows.
I got great ticks for Pearl Jam from The Ticket Wolf.
by TheTicketWolf August 04, 2008
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Punching the ticket

To push an erroneous digit through insufficient bumwad straight into a fouled nipsy when preparing yesterday's lunch.
Splitting the toilet paper sheets was always going to run the risk of punching the ticket. It was either that or use a sock.
by Stiglitz April 25, 2019
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Treatment ticket

Someone who is well connected such that if you hang with this person you can get lots of perks
I had a friend fly in from thailand. He's a real 'whale' so we took him down to laughlin nevada and we stayed at the Colorado belle.they really plushed us up! We were comped all our food and drinks we got a free top level suite.i guess you could say he was our treatment ticket fy
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walking ticket

Jacob: Bryce so hard at football he really a walking ticket.
by geezlouweeze February 20, 2024
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ticket whore

Someone who excessively buys a ridiculous amount of tickets for concerts, sporting events, etc.
My wife is such a ticket whore. She has a ticket to every event that's going on in town.
by loopit September 09, 2015
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Ticket Sniper

Cops who camp in hidden spots to catch people speeding.
by polesquiggens April 14, 2020
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