thoughts and prayers

what NRA-funded politicians say after a mass shooting, instead of working on gun control

mass shooter: brrbrbrbrbbrbrrrr

politician: my thoughts and prayers will stop him fs

mass shooter: *shoots politician*

politician: *fucking dies*

NRA: *buys another politician to say thoughts and prayers*

by goodvibes4ever October 10, 2020

Out of a Thou

A more exact way to rate girls. Everyone knows the "out of 10" saying. however the "Out of a Thousand" or "out of a thou" can give girls a better number system. The girls have no idea what you are saying if you use the intials O.O.A.T
pronounced, Double O-A-T. Thousand is the top score and zero is the worst. However, anything under a 700, you should more or less think of another date.

"Out of a Thou man!"
"I dunno, 768."

"Ok man, Double O-A-T?"
"950!"

"Hey what's happening shawty?"
(To your friend)
"Outta a Thou?"

"dude... 500. Let's go."

by ParkerGramza Production September 14, 2007

who would have thought

an expression used when one is surprised by something that has happened and/or something that they unexpectedly learned.

Joe after being married for 25 years and fathering four children, left his wife for women 20 years older than him. Who would have thought.

by GalacticSoulBrother May 19, 2016

Thonk

When you think you've a good idea but turns out to be stupid

Friend A: Oh i got it, it's big brain time.
Friend B ( but not A's BFF, just kinda there) : What is it?
Friend A :Never mind it was a thonk.

by BigThonk March 21, 2020

Sunny Thoughts

Evil, egotistical, or otherwise socially unacceptable thoughts which pop into one's head after watching the TV Show, "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia."

My bad, man, I've been watching so much Always Sunny that I've started having these Sunny Thoughts.

by Tyqmn March 18, 2011

Cough Thought

when you say something rude, mean, or insulting, but try to cover it up by coughing loudly

When Chelsey said her dad was letting her get a pony just because she asked once, Ellen cough thought "daddy's girl".

by rentaninja December 19, 2010

For because why maybe no for why though?

Something you say to confuse a questioning party when they want you to do something you really don't want to do.

Want to go harass old people at the grocery store? For because why maybe no for why though?

by Scandalicious (Jo-Dee) April 30, 2003