cream wizard

A known sexual predator or pedophile

He just got out of prison... He's a cream wizard.

by MoneyMay February 23, 2015

Data Wizard

High-level consulting executive engaged in life saving manual data entry. Other tasks include taking invaluable meeting minutes, preparing pointless "strategic" documents, and irrelevent endless internet surfing.

Top Data Wizards include: Big Poppa Pump, J-Weezy, Boust, The Dr., CEO Zim, PPD IB, Mo Money Pete

by Master Data Wizard May 17, 2010

Wizards sleeve

A slut that has got fucked so many times her pussy hangs like a wizards sleeve.

"Hello my name is Nicola McKenzie and I have a wizards sleeve! I first got raped in Blackburn train station".

by Gav Harris December 31, 2009

wizard's beard

n. also Gandalf's Beard. A very hairy meat pie, where the lips appear to continue down the legs a lot further than normal due to copious amounts of hair.

"It took me ages to reach the beef curtains; I had to wrestle with her wizard's beard first"

by Stouffer November 07, 2002

Beef Wizard

Piper

“Hey did you see that Beef Wizard at the bar?”

“Oh you mean Piper?”
“Yeah, same thing”

by Poopbear69 January 06, 2021

Snack Wizard

A person who eats excessively. Not necessarily fat, but in most cases is.

Bertha raided the fridge last night. She is proving to be quite the snack wizard.

by obiwannablowme February 16, 2017

reddit wizard

Someone who uses Reddit and believes to be a Reddit know-it-all.

Roland was surprised to find the subreddit “fightporn” as he was a self proclaimed Reddit Wizard

by I o KAKU o I June 11, 2019