by Sheev the Senate February 17, 2019
Get the there’s a shark in the watermug. Food shark:
An annoying (usually thin), food obsessed person who frequents picnics, parties and events for the sole purpose of sharking around the food table, monitoring every calorie other guests plate making them feel like fat, inept, sea cows.
Addendum: usually these people or their offspring are lactose, gluten, nut or fun intolerant. Usually hail from the East or West coast of the continental U.S., respectively.
An annoying (usually thin), food obsessed person who frequents picnics, parties and events for the sole purpose of sharking around the food table, monitoring every calorie other guests plate making them feel like fat, inept, sea cows.
Addendum: usually these people or their offspring are lactose, gluten, nut or fun intolerant. Usually hail from the East or West coast of the continental U.S., respectively.
by Hazeybear December 31, 2015
Get the Food Sharkmug. by A fuzzy wuzzy shark January 7, 2011
Get the Fuzzy sharkmug. MLIA-based definition of the domestic cat.
The fur sharks are eating again. That's why we have no more food.
Do I cut myself? Heck no. Those are teeth marks from the fur sharks.
Do I cut myself? Heck no. Those are teeth marks from the fur sharks.
by mylifeisaverageapparently March 29, 2010
Get the Fur Sharkmug. by Mr.Supreme💯💪🌹 February 13, 2015
Get the vagina sharkmug. When politicians blamed guns on the Ft Hood tragedy, they were "shark bumping" the American people to see if anyone would jump on the bandwagon of more gun control.
by Nomadictendency November 17, 2009
Get the shark bumpmug. The best pool playa. Person who shoots pool so well that they rule the table for hours on end. Uses defense, mad english, doesn't talk shit, and grabs the ball for opponent when she scratches. And always shakes the persons hand and thanks them for a great game when they kick your ass.
by Emily Baker May 19, 2005
Get the pool sharkmug.