Porch kitty

A well known whore

That’s not a indoor cat, that’s the neighborhood porch kitty.

by Autz.b January 25, 2023

Porch

During the Covid-19 crisis, to “porch” something is to set it outside on the porch and close the door so another can pick it up (more) safely.

I have vanilla. Come on by. I’ll porch it for you.

by Trikeguy March 29, 2020

sweep the porch

To brush away lint, crumbs, dandruff, etc. away from the pubic hair of an individual prior to performing oral sex.

She was fine as fuck, but if you gotta sweep the porch to get in, you probably don't wanna go inside anyway.

by pbrdrunk January 10, 2017

Porch seagull

Want to be gang member

“Omg look at all those porch seagulls

by Duhitsagangmember September 20, 2020

porch couch season

When White Trash spends all summer sitting on there porch couch drinking Cheap Beer, judging there neighbors, and usually leads into domestic violence.

It must be porch couch season Cause Jim & Buella are pissing off the neighborhood again.

by Ernchuck May 30, 2018

Porche

Another word for cow, shit, rat, or horse.
Can smell from miles away.

"what's that smell?"
"Ew yeah I think its a porche"

by Heisenberg445 August 4, 2022

iced tea on the back porch

Diarrhea butt stuff. When the fecal matter is runny and is in enough liquid to give it the color of iced tea.

Man, I was doing anal with my girlfriend, and I look down, and there's runny shit all over my dick... I mean I still finished and stuff. Turns out I'm into iced tea on the back porch.

by ShppingAndReceivingbuttstuff February 14, 2017