Pony dance

The pony dance refers to sex between small people.

The name pony is given due to the size of the penis. Compared to a horse, it would be smaller. In most cases, this also counts for the vagina.

Further, the term dance, comes from the animalistic behaviour these people experience. As they get ready to mate, they must do the dance of foreplay.

Also a way to tell your children you are going to do the nastt, without actually telling them.

Kid: "mom can I sleep with you tonight?"
Mom: "Sorry son, your dad and I are going to do the pony dance. You can only do that with two."

"Have you ever done the pony dance?"
"Of course bro, I've done it with loads of people"

"With that tiny dick of yours, you won't be able to do anything other the pony dance"

by CookieHugs August 26, 2021

Poo Pony

Reference to a very promiscuous homosexual male submissive/bottom.

Person A: “See anyone here you like the look of?”
Person B: “Yeah that Turkish boy, but I know him, he’s a total Poo Pony!”

by Budget Ninja April 21, 2021

toxic pony

Reverse cowgirl but for pegging

“We tried the toxic pony last night… it was AMAZING”

by InkOpals July 15, 2023

Pony Pisser

The act or art of bull shitting someone. Lying to someone for your own personal gratification.

Did you hear Jim braggin' about his latest exploits, he's such a Pony Pisser.

by sitlab December 8, 2009

pepperoni pony

a fat pepperoni sized dick

hey bitch you can ride my pepperoni pony.
id love to

by Clorox the Bleach December 7, 2017

Pony up

In evey relationship one of the partners have been pony up because of their looks.

I have been pony up.

by Kuehlstein May 8, 2018

bob pony

A Tech Youtuber who typically has a MLP PFP and does things such as upgrading from all of the beta's of an operating system, and typically does them on real hardware.

Person 1: I just watched Bob Pony's new video
Person 2: wow what did he make this time
Person 1: A video about the M1 Mac
Person 2: Awesome

by MukeshSn1per999 June 5, 2021