hot alaskan fire breathing karl

The ingenious combiniation of the hot karl, and the alakan fire breathing dragon;
While receiving oral sex from a female partner, right before ejaculation, the male whispers in the females ear that he has herpes, then cums in her throat, making it come out of her nose. Meanwhile, while she is trying to get the cum out of her nose, he beats her with a sock filled with feces.

Bro 1: "bro did you hear about ashley?"

Bro 2: "yeah dude shes so gross! did you hear what sam did to her?"

Bro 1: "haha yeah man, he got her with the hot alaskan fire breathing karl!"

by getemmm0611 January 26, 2009

Hot Karl (wet and dry version)

we all know what a Hot Karl is, but is also good to know that there are 2 variations, the DRY one (when you shit a dry turd in the sock to hit someone´s face) and the WET one, when the sock is filled with a nasty diharrea, the first one ends up beeing more humane in the sense that you get hit in the face with a smelly hard turd, the second one will leave a mark.

I wanted to give that dude a hot karl but i forgot I had diharrea, I did it anyways, now that i think about it I dont think he deserved a Wet hot karl. Hot Karl (wet and dry version)

by P. Burns May 20, 2022

karl jacobs cock in my mouth

when u want karl jacobs’ cock in ur mouth

please karl jacobs cock in my mouth

by gamerboykarl September 8, 2021

karl hans

most of his socks lay underneath his bed. amazing personality !!!!

karl hans is in love with his own socks.

by aaaaabaabbbbbbccccdddddeeeee November 22, 2021

Karl-Johan

A nickname given to someone, whose behaviour is insanely idiotic. Often said in a joking manner.

Person A: That Elias guy is an idiot!
Person B: Yeah, a real Karl-Johan

by Aabank April 11, 2017

Karling

Karling is to Bullshit someone or make up lies to cover up other lies.

Karl is known as the king of clusterfucks and always has an excuse for everything. He is lie about lies to get off the hook.

Dude, stop karling me and tell me the truth

by VegasJake May 30, 2021

karl

karl is the best bf someone could ever have they are funny, handsome, perfect (in every way). overall the best person alive i love him so much they are very swag.

*person* hey dude i didnt know you knew karl

*me* yup he is very swag

*person* yup they are

by mylo (ur mom) September 28, 2021