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flat tire

Noun

Slang for 'half flaccid penis' or 'incredibly small and useless penis'. This is said to originated with the Tourette's Guy.
You Have a flat tire.
by misterissues June 11, 2009
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flat stomach

a state of crazy hunger. You are so hungry that you feel like you would go crazy. Only thing you can think about is to eat.
Are you starving?" "yes, I got a flat stomach.
by ansdudluna May 8, 2011
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Flat Iron

A terrible istrument consisting of two hot metal plates. Used to burn and straighten teenage girls hair, by means of taking not pin-straight hair and pressing and holding it between aforementioned hot metal plates. A favorite among the the 13-18 year old age group. Occasionally used on sexually confused young men.
Can have awful results if you don't do it exactly right. For the teenage girl who thinks that curly hair is "OmiGod! Like sooo uncool!!!"
curly-haired girl : OMG!! Jessica, do you think all the cool kids will like me if I but this $80 flat iron???
Jessica: OMG!! Yes, because curly hair is so 90's!!
by yourmomma May 13, 2005
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Flat Tire

When you have a good buzz, then you eat food and the food kills your buzz completely.
"There I was a Billy's house for a BBQ. I had like 3 Oly tall boys and was feeling great...until I ate a fat burger...completely lost my buzz...totally flat tired my self"
by Johnny Boy Kz August 11, 2014
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Flat 7

A flat 7 is essentially the crack den of the University of South wales halls of residence.

Flat 7 had 5 perminant members.

Room 1 being Jake, the hopeless horny romantic that never gets any action but when he does it's nutting on a pillow, also never be a female friend with him as he will almost definitly fancy you within 0.0042 seconds of meeting you.

Room 2 being Marti, he's a layer back character, well you'd think at least, once you get to know him he's a crackhead and is probs down for anything. And I mean anything.

Room 3 Liv, she's a nice girl but fuck me the resting bitch face. Once you get to know her she's lovely but that's probs the let talking.

Room 4 Mish, if you want pills see got you covered, she's a very little Pablo Escobar and not because of her supply that fucking massive, I mean she's litro like 5.2" if you want anything she can get it.

Room 5 Dylan, you'd think he's a sex pest with his athletic body and amazing good looks... And he is. However he's a beast on a night out and Jake would easily take him on 💪

Room 6 Cadie, yes I know I said flat of 5 but cadie is kind of the missing member. She's alive and well but you'll never really see a cadie she's normally at her bfs probs getting her brains fucked out, apart from that tho she's really nice.
Everyone in life is a member of flat 7, which person are you??
by Flat 7 April 14, 2020
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Flat Canoe

When you take a hot iron and flatten your cock to make it longer.
Yo did you hear bernie gave himself a flat canoe and now his shit is 31 inches long.
by Bobjohnson69 October 10, 2017
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Flat as a board

Elise is flat as a board
by AnonymousAssinus March 2, 2021
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