To "Eat the Meaties" is an affectionate form of vernacular around eating your ladies tender parts (meat curtains) after she's had an exceptionally long absence of such a release. It is rarely met with scorn or disdain as it represent a perfect opportunity for both a sexual act and simultaneous release of pent up frustration. A synonym for cunnilingus and a playful pun on the cereal tagline "Eat your Wheaties." It's clever and women know precisely what it means.
"I'm going to eat the meaties this weekend."
"I wish he we would step up and eat the meaties."
"Better eat you meaties."
"I wish he we would step up and eat the meaties."
"Better eat you meaties."
by Kazansky2005 February 12, 2020
by Ezratheshookmo March 25, 2018
A savage nigga that will always fuck yo bitch and has mad skills. A person who is trill eat usually has a booty and is named Julie. No one can beat a trill eat. Once you've met a trill eat you will never meet anyone as savage as them.
by Trill eat August 16, 2014
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by werrt November 08, 2013
Going face-first into the ground.
I was speeding down the highway at 70 mph and someone dove in front of me. I nearly got knocked off my bike. Eating dirt would've sucked.
by AtlanticComputer August 31, 2020