An up and coming term for those lame sons of bitches who think they're kinky, but freak out and run away screaming as soon as shit gets real (literally).
"This hottie and me were getting in on real good, for sure! But then..., I um, got a little ick on me, so I had to bounce!"
"You poop dick ditched? David, that's some basic ass shit right there."
"You poop dick ditched? David, that's some basic ass shit right there."
by Waitforit!** May 31, 2017
You: Hows your husband?
Friend: Oh that jackass? I'm divorcing him.
You: Yea ditch the ass, sieze the assets.
Friend: Oh that jackass? I'm divorcing him.
You: Yea ditch the ass, sieze the assets.
by doubletrouble22 September 25, 2009
George had always wanted to experiment with his wife, so he dug a ditch and popped it in the toaster
by Danny Provalone March 12, 2003
The childhood prank that used to be known as “ding dong ditch” back in the day before everyone had their own Glocks and AR-15s for “home protection.”
I’ve told my kids that should they ignorantly choose to go and ring a neighbor’s doorbell as a prank that they may be engaging in their last game of deadly ding dong ditch!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 06, 2023
something you tell a friend or brother that is being wieghed down by a nagging,gold digging,selfish,and slob bitch
by isvan October 21, 2006
by hella_bull March 24, 2007
When an Asian is analing someone in the ass and then pulls out and runs away right before they're about to cum.
by lmaooops November 15, 2016