Windows Longhorn

A lost Windows OS that is actually pretty good. It eventually got replaced by Vista.

Dude, have you seen the Windows Longhorn presentation yet?
Yeah! It looks great!

by ThatOneFuckingNigger January 30, 2017

Windows 11

Heaven and cancer packed in one cock

Some guy: Hey I just upgraded to Windows 11!
Another guy: You mean downgraded?

Basically every Windows 10 user.

by bitchoker December 20, 2022

window eating

See definition by JackOfStars above. Entry corrected for spelling and punctuation.

If you're so hungry, stop window eating and just grab something!

by JBeez March 30, 2013

window drop

Opening a window by breaking the glass. Most efficient when all the glass falls down with one strike. A good thing when rioting, looting or breaking in.

"Damn! One brick and that window drop."

by yes juanito yes November 16, 2014

Windows ME

Windows Massive Errors. You can Usually Find Windows ME in the toilet about 8 hours after you eat. Please Upgrade to Windows 2000 Pro. or Windows XP. Windows 2000 is the Most Stable OS Ever i think.

Wife: Honney, I think our Computer got a Virus
Husband: No, Thats Just Windows ME. I Put it in This Morning

by Michael Lippa July 26, 2008

pimp windows

Vehicle windows (as in a pimpmobile) which are so heavily tinted that they are almost opaque.

It's impossible to see what Joe and his girlfriend are doing in his car cause of his pimp windows...

by wordshark November 6, 2007

ice window

The frozen tops of ice cube trays you use for drinks when you are too impatient for the ice cubes to fully freeze. They appear as small ice windows.

"Are the ice cubes frozen yet?"

"No, but we can still use these ice windows!"

by Robot Pirate Ninja August 6, 2008