"Hey, did you hear that Tiffani dropped out of school?" "Yeah, rumor has it, Zack gave her the Pregger Virus."
by Mistermista June 27, 2012

by Tw Guy December 18, 2023

oi. You look like drunk ViRuS
by ViRuSowo August 17, 2019

Also known as j-Syndrome. When a person In a group leaves for hours at a time with a poor Excuse and no alibi. Later on wanting to be included in other events with the group even though the said person will vanish when plans have been made.
"Hey tom, do you want to go out for sushi later today?" "yea sure let me just take a shower I'll get back to you".6 hours later "hey tom why didn't you pick up when I called"."I got lost on my way to the shower, my bad........Still down to chill though?"....."Sounds like somebody got the
J-Virus".
Hey Guys down to play some Battlefield?
-Everyone Responds - Sure sounds good
Alright lets all be back in 10 minutes after we grab some drinks/snacks
-everyone agrees-
10 mins later
Alright we gonna do this?
-everyone but Tom responds with - Damn right lets blow shit up
Wheres Tom? is he afk still? the fuck?
19 hours later
-Tom returns - Sup guys still down to play?
>.<
J-Virus".
Hey Guys down to play some Battlefield?
-Everyone Responds - Sure sounds good
Alright lets all be back in 10 minutes after we grab some drinks/snacks
-everyone agrees-
10 mins later
Alright we gonna do this?
-everyone but Tom responds with - Damn right lets blow shit up
Wheres Tom? is he afk still? the fuck?
19 hours later
-Tom returns - Sup guys still down to play?
>.<
by IliveThatLife October 26, 2013

A fictional virus named for the band "Paradise Kills" Which is a 2023 American metalcore/alternative rock band.
by yo momma LOL LOLLnot funny?, k July 28, 2023

all your past mistakes coming to hunt you and being used you in the matter you are not okay with to where its being used in such a matter that its attacking you everything you are about until you no longer have Covid-19 virus and attacking you in such a manner that even your romantic relationships are being attacked fully that you cannot change the course of outcome until you get the vaccine yet to be released by the government
You have the Corona Virus I am sorry I need to break up with you as I may get infected if we have relations with each other or even sleep with each other
by vaccinator32975333 October 3, 2021
