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The Tap Game

A very simple, yet amazingly fun game in which you, and bunch of your buddies open up a high school yearbook, and in a circular-fashion, each selects a girl in the book, and asks himself the question, "Would you tap that?" The person then reveals to the group if he would have sexual intercourse with that girl. Play passes to the left. Disagreements over particular "chicks" often lead to discussion and debate, which further adds to the entertainment.
Johnny- Let's see, Betty Sue...she has amazing tits so yeah, I would tap that.

Billy- Yeah, but Betty Sue is as ugly as shit. Mary Ann, on the other hand, is fucking gorgeous. I would most certainly tap that.

Vladimir- Isn't the tap game amazing?
by WhoamIdontknow August 2, 2008
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Tap water

When someone or something is lame as hell
For example:

yo that party was so tap water.

Dude connor is super tap water.
by Kozic May 11, 2016
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moscovic tap

when you lightly tap something with the bottom palm of your hand to move something in a small increment
the fence was stuck so we did a moscovic tap to move it out.
by jadbhl October 26, 2007
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no-tap zone

An area containing a high concentration of females uninterested in being penetrated by men, such as a lesbian bar.
Dude 1: Hey man, that joint's packed with pussy!
Dude 2: Don't even think about it dude, that's a dyke bar. Total no-tap zone.
by ffnz July 5, 2010
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lap tap

When you are getting a lap dance and she accidently ball taps you.
It was all great until she lap tapped me.
by GuyInALotOfPain December 11, 2010
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Tap Water

Guy 1: Did you drink that tap water yesterday?

Guy 2: Yeah, I did. Now I like guys.
by minahil82 August 24, 2019
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daddy taps

when you shoot cum on a girls browneye and proceed to tap the puddle of cum with your penis. the ultimate sexual act
Guy 1: hey did you do anything with shaniqua?
Guy 2: yeah dude, i just gave her the daddy taps
Guy 1: major props dude.
by goonski November 23, 2009
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