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sea calamity

A great nautical disaster, typically in ancient times, before smart people existed.

Leading causes of sea calamities include pirates, the kraken, Cthulhu, marriage, romantic relationships, friendships, shipwreckships, the evil dead, death metal, easy listening, military exercises, battle, and war.
A sea calamity is to be avoided at all costs, as is the human heart. But I repeat myself.

Loose lips sink ships. Once one becomes aware that the sea exists, they want to sail all day every day. But we all know love is a course dead set to one end, sea calamity.
by poisonIvy March 3, 2019
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Sea Driften

Sea Driften- is a term use for jockin, riding some ones wheels, a follower
Billy: man Mark is always around Mikey

Okem: yeah i know he straight up Sea Driften
by Young Ree April 12, 2008
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Aral Sea

Added with update 'Ground Breaking' in War Thunder, Aral Sea is a Ground Forces map. It is almost universally hated.

The map is made to look like the drained areas of the Aral Sea, which has shrunk quite a lot form its original size due to Soviet mismanagement.
I absolutely hate the Aral Sea map in War Thunder.
by TwoOrMoreHippos May 9, 2022
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Sea peacocking

Owning and or piloting an overly stylized boat.
That boat is a bit much, he’s just sea peacocking.
by Airport Chariot Limo February 27, 2019
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Sea monke

A rare type of the monke species that lives in the sea. It has a magical aura that it uses to play Sh-boom by the chords in it's vicinity while it searches for sea bananas.
Person 1: if you could be one animal which one would you be?

Person 2: sea monke
by microsoftman November 9, 2020
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sea potato

A fat ass manatee. Like so fat Honey Boo Boo's mom would tell it to eat a salad.

Could also be a swimming McDonalds customer.
"What is that? A Godzilla sized shit?"
"Nah man, that's a fucking sea potato. It's probably binge watching Netflix and crying into a pillow right now."
by PRAISE THE LAWD May 2, 2016
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Sea Twat

Girl, I'm in bad shape, I've got intense sea twat.

Damn, I was out in the ocean all day and I have a date tonight. Too bad I've got some major sea twat going.
by Dr. Jym August 18, 2017
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