Sam

Sam is a girl that's a shortass thot with about 5 different sized dicks, all of which are chodes, that can be referred to as Stoner Jesus. Can't fucking decide between game design or graphic novels, but bitch oh well. Has gotten her Waluweenie stuck in a zucchini before and very proud of it. Motherfucking is probably a Capricorn that hates Aquarius' and Geminis' the most because all of the ones she's encountered thus far are either assholes, retarded, or both. She'll most likely shank someone at some point, just wait for it.

Sam: DO I LOOK LIKE BOO BOK THE MOTHERFUCKING FOOL TO YOU? YOU'RE DAMN PUSSY CAN'T FIT A WATERMELON IN IT, GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH THAT WEAK ASS SHIT.

Thot: *Sobs and sadly uwus*

by Stoner Jesus September 19, 2018

Sam

just some dumbass that dosent know how to use common sense and thinks that he is a good lead member

Oh you're acting like Sam.

by IUnknownUserI September 21, 2018

Sam

Someone who thinks there really funny and is actaully some cocky dickhead

Look at that kid
He’s totally a Sam

by Someone a bit special 😂 September 29, 2018

Sam

A fag who wears his corps shirt everywere

A-Look sam is sucking his boyfriends dick again

B- thats just sambeing sam

by Any one but sam June 6, 2018

Sam

Sam is a complete dickhead sometimes.He has the best jokes because he sells coke.He is good at everything even his trim.
He can even pull.

Hi I’m sam

Gang 4 life motherfucker

by Bristol boy June 11, 2018

Sam

A very nice young man with a kind penis. He is lovely to be around and so is his darling penis. Friends will describe Sam as smart, funny, kind, and very {well hung.

God do I love sam and his dear penis

by lmao kill ma March 29, 2019

Sam

If you’ve ever met a Sam , you’re a very lucky person. Sam is a very talkative but sweet guy , he hates hurting peoples feelings and will udually do anything to make it right . He likes to tease you a lot and sometimes doesn’t realize that you can be sensitive . When he’s adoring you he’ll usually shower you in compliments and loves to make you embarrassed. He’s really overprotective but he knows when to back off. Sam’s don’t usually share their feelings that often and if something’s wrong he’ll distance himself . He usually has a hard time opening up to people because he doesnt want you to worry about them . He loves hearing you laugh and they’ll make the stupidest jokes for it . They will say things like “ Oh my god , you’re so stupid sometimes “ but it’s just their way of showing they love you (or you may be truly dumb ) The Sam’s I have met will always cheer you up, he hates it when you’re upset . He will also send you videos off of youtube at 2:00 in the morning just because he feels like it , he’s a great guy and is loved by all. ( oh yeah , he’s hella cute ;) )

“ Sam is such a great guy”

“Yeah , I know . She’s so lucky to have him”

by youreallycute:) April 8, 2019