swamp donkey

Intoxicated on beer/cider, white pants with black g-string riding up, with large deposits of bulging back fat, one eye closing on its own accord. Too many teeth jammed into its mouth.

Friday night in a town of 2000 people

by Sally March 18, 2004

Swamp Balls

Swamp Balls is the action of having a constipated face on because, you don't wear underwear on a hot sweaty day, and your ball-sac gets stuck to your thighs, in which you then have to put your hands down your pants and fix them nuttsssss.

Karen: Ayo Danny what's wrong, you look mad constipated.
Danny: Nahhh man, I just got Swamp Balls.
Karen: Ahhh Shit, I hate those.

by Kbeans August 9, 2009

swamp zombie

An unresponsive sex partner found in the bayous of Louisiana who makes unappealing loud moans constantly, not necessarily during sex.

I don't know if *it* was a man or woman, but it was a total swamp zombie.

by swampzombiefetish January 23, 2014

swamp buggying

The placement of one's face, specifically the mouth, into the area between the buttocks, followed by a rapid shaking of the face in a side-to-side motion accompanied by yelling. The resulting sound that is created sounds similar to a swamp buggy.

I was swamp buggying her last night.

by akon907 May 12, 2015

Swamp Vag

Also known as Swamp Vagina. Swamp Vag occurs when the female genitalia is of an unpleasant and quite robust odor. This odor, one of immense power, can cause individuals to clear rooms without prior notice.

"Oh man this workout was crazy, I think I have swamp vag!" "Do you smell that swamp vag right now, disgusting!"

by K.D. Smiff December 31, 2015

Swamp Sally

A wet Karen. The grandmother of a river rat. An old wrinkled bag with leather skin called grandma.

I was walking down the beach when two Swamp Sallys playing vollyball asked for suntan lotion.

by Angrytooth May 15, 2021

Swamp Donkey

It is a prison slang term for females.

That "swamp donkey" just sent you a "kyte". See kyte for meaning.

by BorisGiftOfGab June 8, 2017