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Slam Closet

Where you take a shit so massive that is can be described as slamming the toilet.
"What did you eat Dude, your Slam Closet smells like pumpkins and garbage!"
by Jut36 October 29, 2009
mugGet the Slam Closetmug.

shank-slam

beat down with severity and deep pain, to man-cram
shut up or i will shank-slam you out of a second story window
by imanidiot April 24, 2003
mugGet the shank-slammug.

spam slam

To be hit with a large number of spam e-mails all at once such that you lost track of other "Real Mail".
I did not get to read your note about that meeting in time since I got 'Spam Slammed' and had to delete the junk.
by Webb Morgan December 9, 2008
mugGet the spam slammug.

69 slam

Whem you are in the act of 69ing and then do a piled river to your partner
Last night I 69 slammed this girl and gave her a headache
by The king of Oz July 7, 2015
mugGet the 69 slammug.

dyke slam

vicious lesbian sex involving cunt grinding so hard you're able to break a wall or compress a can of coke
"Susan made a running dyke slam into Shazza and smashed up the dry wall in the lounge"
by muffguzzler August 4, 2015
mugGet the dyke slammug.

Slamming The Balloon

Male on male anal sex where as the receiver has a bad case of hemorrhoids.
"Man bro Mike went deep last night slamming the balloons"
by Mikebigyboy September 9, 2018
mugGet the Slamming The Balloonmug.

slam ho

a girl that insinuates herself into your sex life
Girl: hey pascal, do you want to trade massages
Pascal:Ok but i'm pretty tired.
Girl; ok why don't i just jerk you off instead
Pascal: just because you give me a massage don't mean you get to touch this, SLAM HO!
by MrPickleTickler December 1, 2011
mugGet the slam homug.

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