poking the pope

hey jennifer what you doing tonight?
nothing much but i think i might be poking the pope
by big boi con September 17, 2015
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To Pope

verb, the action or behaviour used to establish an emotional connection with a minor, and sometimes the child's family, to lower the child's inhibitions with the objective of sexual abuse.
Did you hear about the new guy down the street? He's a poper apparently: he tried to pope Sandra's kids.
by HieriSSebas05 May 13, 2024
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Pulling in the pope

Pausing mid-stride and using muscle power to retract a stool further into one's rectum.
by The President of Icecream July 03, 2011
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Popes-Cock

The best, a minimum oft 2 levels above the bees knees
- scared
-untouchable
Jordan was the Popes-Cock of NBA players at his peak
by Marty's ass September 25, 2020
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Web Pope

A person who likes to rule over administrative rights to a server, website, and/or database. Not to further development, but for the sole purpose of being able to say that they own it.
"Kevin, I need admin perms for the website so I can finish that page we talked about."

"No, Dan, you can't have the permissions. My coding skills are far superior to your own."

"But Kevin... You never do anything on the site."

"Fuck you, Dan! You're not getting shit."

"Kevin the Web Pope strikes again!"
by Mangoman Deluxe March 17, 2017
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Popes Blessing

'You and your 2 mates can fuck off'. This is done in the form is a priests parting blessing. Very common amongst lapsed Christians.
At the end of a catchup you make a sign like you're genuflecting and utter the words in the form of a Popes Blessing . 'You and your 2 mates can fuck off' !
by Gerber Buck May 14, 2018
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