policing sexuality

To tell someone who is straight (or LGBTQ+) that they are of a different sexuality. It is usually considered offensive and unacceptable. It's pretty much another way of putting someone. Common occurrences to happen are betting on sexuality and forcing someone to act (straight, gay, etc.)
"Regan is gay. I don't care if he says he's straight, he's gay, I can be in charge of policing sexuality if I want."
by RedithDuckith November 03, 2019
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Wiggle police

An individual that gets upset when you masturbate when he or she is not present to participate in the sexual activity.
Person 1- What did you do today?
Person 2 - Woke up at 9, ate something, showered and then wiggled my thing ( masturbated).
Person 1- Why did you do that without me? You are an asshole.
Person 2- Who do you think you are? The wiggle police? Shut the fuck up!!!
by Sleepy Dummy July 03, 2014
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Police bang

When someone bangs on your door so loud, it sounds like the police.
"Why you had to knock on the door so loud Tony? "That sounded like a Police bang!"
by La French August 01, 2014
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SMEAD Police

The Social Media Education and Discipline police force. A collection of individuals who are sick and tired of people doing dumb shit on social media, and will comment on said stupid shit postings to educate elderly and mentally defective social media users for the betterment of online society.
Terry: “Looks like grandma is posting about how the wall will keep immigrants from taking her social security on Facebook again”

Linda: “Better get her to take them down before the SMEAD Police lay the smack down in granny’s comments”
by Dick Walski October 30, 2019
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Police discount

Commonly given by a company or place of business to the men and women in law enforcement, EMS, and firefighters
i.e first responders
As a thank you for the service they do.
Officer can I get your $2 doughnuts

Cashier that will be a $1 with your police discount
by TheJew2k September 25, 2019
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Rajasthan Police

The Rajasthan Police is the law enforcement agency for the state of Rajasthan in India. The Rajasthan Police has its headquarters in Jaipur, the state capital. The motto of the force is "committed to serve".

Some says another name of friendship, trust and justice is Rajasthan Police. The officials of Rajasthan Police make citizens feel safe and secure. Duty and Hard work is embedded in their blood.

Criminals are brought to justice. They prove the saying 'Trust among the masses, fear among criminals'.
Everything will be fine, Rajasthan Police is here.
by Aware Citizen November 24, 2021
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Poop Police

A person that is obsessed if his coworkers are pooping whenever they are missing in action. Might even know ones bowel movement schedule.
Poop Police: Hey has anyone seen Mike? I just know he is taking a dump. Maybe someone should check and see if everything is coming out alright? We must find him to see if he is doing ok.
by 123bdk March 30, 2021
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