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Count Music

Music you count your money to after a long day of working and hustling.
"I make count music, shit you can count out your ends to after a long day of juggin"- Young Scooter
by LTerry24 January 6, 2014
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Shrek The Musical

Me: Have you seen Shrek The Musical?
Friend: No.
Me: Watch it.
Friend: OK.
by Mild Bobby Sauce September 4, 2017
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music bomb

to break out into song in a public place that typically does not have music at an unexpected time (no posters, no facebook events. well orchestrated, executed and completely random)

similar to picture bombing, but with music
Example 1: "Dude, did you hear that Andy walked into a random biology lecture class with an electric guitar, a massive amp, and a microphone and started riffing Baba O'Riley by The Who?"

"No way! I would have loved to music bomb that class!"

Example 2: "Andy brought an old school boombox into the Student Union, belted "You Raise Me Up" by Josh Groban, and left. We have just received confirmation that was a music bomb."

"I wish Andy would have consulted me about that music bomb, I play a wicked saxophone."
by greeneyedboy February 10, 2010
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Simp Music

Music written, produced, & or performed by a simp specifically for the purpose of pedestalling a woman. It does not matter if she is attainable or unattainable. Simp song singers often profess how subservient/submissive they are willing to be in an effort to win the womans affections and possibly be rewared with sexual favors in return. Their style is persistance, sparing no exspence at wooing a woman, including allowing said woman to walk all over him repeatedly, even after rejection. Some of the attemps made to win a womans affections often include promises to pay bills and take her on lavish trips.
Baby Face is a classic simp music producer.
by barbershopbobby November 9, 2021
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musical twink

A skinny, tall (lanky) guitar-playing indie/alternive dude with boyish haircut that ladies fawn over
Person 1: “What kind of guys do you like?”
Person 2: “I’m into Musical twinks”
by DaddysLittleGrill January 14, 2018
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Norteño Music

Norteño is what they call Tex-Mex south of the border. Norteño songs, or "corridos," are named for the ballads about 19th century battles between the U.S. and Mexico. The music's origins are as mongrel as can be: mazurkas, waltzes and even a central European dance called the schottische all contributed to its distinctive sound. With the addition of the accordion (and polka influences), modern Norteno was born; today it's marked by nasal singing, accordion flourishes and streetwise lyrics that celebrate the deeds of the little guy: petty criminals, down-and-outers, people fighting the ubiquitous "system." Unlike most regional styles, Norteño is popular throughout Mexico.
Norteño Music: Espinoza Paz, El Trono De Mexico, Alicia Villarreal, Chalino Sanchez, Conjunto Primavera, Grupo Limite, Intocable, Julio Preciado y Su Banda Perla De Pacifico, La Mafia, Los Huracanes Del Norte, Los Invasores De Nuevo Leon, Los Tigres Del Norte, Los Traileros Del Norte, Los Tucanes De Tijuana, Luis y Julian, Tony De La Rosa, Jenni Rivera
by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ October 6, 2009
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Classical Music

A genre containing brilliant, timeless works by musical geniuses such as Beethoven, Mozart, Bach, Wagner, and a whole host of other European dudes you've probably never heard of. Absolutely brilliant music, especially considering the difficulty a person had to go through to compose before electric instruments and computers. Technically, "Classical Music" refers to the instrumental music of the 1750-1825 period, containing composers like Haydn, Mozart and Beethoven, but nowadays the term covers pretty much all music made with orchestras.

Also, a word used by upper class snobs used to justify their shitty intellectual tastes in music that they only listen to because they want to consider themselves to be educated and classy. Some composers of classical music, such as those of the atonal and serialist genres, deliberately make their music as out of key and musically senseless as humanly possible, and then justify it because it's "intellectual", and took a lot of intelligence and effort to create. The proponents of this form of music then go out and loudly proclaim how their musical tastes are far superior to those of the common unwashed plebeians, who dirty their ears with foul peasant music like rock, or even *scoff* "rap".

These musically educated persons then retire to their weekly top hat appreciation parties and discuss with other like minded individuals about kids these days have no respect for their elders.
I personally think that classical music can be utterly brilliant, but the classical music enthusiasts who constantly insist that they're intellectually and musically superior to everyone else just piss me off.
by zer0t November 2, 2011
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